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dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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