Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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