hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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