It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Someone signed my nipple.
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