The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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