saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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