Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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