Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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