i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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