belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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