he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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