Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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