Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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