i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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