Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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