I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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