also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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