You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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