Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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