Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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