You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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