As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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