I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I see more hoeing in ur future
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