Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
