his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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