no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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