Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Randomize
