and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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