All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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