I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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