Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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