After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I will be naked everywhere
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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