i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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