Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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