i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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