Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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