Pregnant stripper...not hot.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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