Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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