i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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