she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Alive.
So much puke
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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