my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
We're too hungover to prance.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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