"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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