I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He has the fingertips of a God
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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