she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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