put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
