He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
How naked do you want me to be?
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