belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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