Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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