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Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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