And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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