i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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